Message #992

[[HM]Safron]

Looking to this: http://www.springhole.net/writing/whydragonstoriessuck.htm
I made a new version of JPS' story. Now it's about how he killed a dragon how he was walking with his serbian dog while the dragon attacked them.

Green words are JPs', blue are mine.

I waz walking thru the forest,sun waz hitting my f*cking face....
I waz walking with my old serbian dog named Dart....
Dart is an old idiot dog so it was barking on everything it saw... When Dart was pissing on a tree I heard some strange noise..
And from out of NO where,the wild dragion appeared in front of meh :v
I waz scared,my limbs were shaking,I felt like I am going to die...

But then I heared a voice from above telling me "You can't die now,you have so much friends,and you are so cool,protect yourself you stupid b*tch!" (and yeah it was a female voice,sexy one)...

So I tooked my glowing sword of phoenix...and I shouted "Thoroculus! Attack!"So my robo-unicorn appeared,I jumped on him and we were flying to the wild dragon's face....I raised my sword,and I stabed the dragon right into his throath,making the dragon spit green blood right at my chest...Sword was full of green blood...

My robo-unicorn was gone...And that is the story how I killed a dragon... how I waz walking with my stupid dog in a forest. Since that day Dart has never barked again..

GOOOORAAAAAA!!!