I waz walking thru the forest,sun waz hitting my f*cking face....
I waz alone....
And from out of NO where,the wild dragion appeared in front of meh :v
I waz scared,my limbs were shaking,I felt like I am going to die...
But then I heared a voice from above telling me "You can't die now,you have so much friends,and you are so cool,protect yourself you stupid b*tch!" (and yeah it was a female voice,sexy one)...
So I tooked my glowing sword of phoenix...and I shouted "Thoroculus! Attack!"So my robo-unicorn appeared,I jumped on him and we were flying to the wild dragon's face....I raised my sword,and I stabed the dragon right into his throath,making the dragon spit green blood right at my chest...Sword was full of green blood...
My robo-unicorn was gone...And that is the story how I killed a dragon...
GOOOORAAAAAA!!!