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Offline Dart_Dukii

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Re: Little story
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2013, 09:01:30 pm »
Quote from: [HM]Safron on February 15, 2013, 04:45:01 pm
Perhaps you are dragonfeel? Wanking on this poster???!

Maybe...Who knows...Maybe...
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Re: Little story
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2013, 05:13:47 pm »
Do you need this?
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Re: Little story
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2013, 05:25:09 pm »
Sorry for the late post, but it tiik me 3 days to read this book. It really helped me alot.

BTW what was wrong with the forum it was unable to load for the past few days
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Re: Little story
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2013, 09:01:52 pm »
Bick-DiKKK owners are not allowed to load.
P.S. Have you read a page 45? There's a little story about serbian guy who lost his big dikkk fighting a big black dragon.
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Re: Little story
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2013, 12:43:06 am »
It was big and black. But it wasnt a dragon...
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Re: Little story
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2013, 01:55:27 pm »
I typed "big and black but not a dragon" in google images search..
And got this:

So did you fight IT ?
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Re: Little story
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2013, 09:08:56 pm »
I didnt fight with it...

But i did do ,,ommpa, loompa'' with her
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Re: Little story
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2013, 10:01:11 pm »
Now I typed "Oompa Loompa" in google pictures search. And got this:

If you did oompa loompa with some strange korean woman than you're a RASICT.
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Re: Little story
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2013, 08:12:47 pm »
I wrote ommpa, loompa,....NOT OOMPA LOOMPA...
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Re: Little story
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2013, 09:15:10 pm »
Looking to this: http://www.springhole.net/writing/whydragonstoriessuck.htm
I made a new version of JPS' story. Now it's about how he killed a dragon how he was walking with his serbian dog while the dragon attacked them.

Green words are JPs', blue are mine.

I waz walking thru the forest,sun waz hitting my f*cking face....
I waz walking with my old serbian dog named Dart....
Dart is an old idiot dog so it was barking on everything it saw... When Dart was pissing on a tree I heard some strange noise..
And from out of NO where,the wild dragion appeared in front of meh :v
I waz scared,my limbs were shaking,I felt like I am going to die...

But then I heared a voice from above telling me "You can't die now,you have so much friends,and you are so cool,protect yourself you stupid b*tch!" (and yeah it was a female voice,sexy one)...

So I tooked my glowing sword of phoenix...and I shouted "Thoroculus! Attack!"So my robo-unicorn appeared,I jumped on him and we were flying to the wild dragon's face....I raised my sword,and I stabed the dragon right into his throath,making the dragon spit green blood right at my chest...Sword was full of green blood...

My robo-unicorn was gone...And that is the story how I killed a dragon... how I waz walking with my stupid dog in a forest. Since that day Dart has never barked again..

GOOOORAAAAAA!!!
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Re: Little story
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2013, 09:34:17 pm »
Wow.. so... you.. people.. actually.. read.. what.. japann... wrote.......  :'(
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Re: Little story
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2013, 09:41:19 pm »
We... just... actually... spam... here...
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Re: Little story
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2013, 07:00:49 pm »
Quote from: [HM]Safron on February 22, 2013, 09:41:19 pm
We... just... actually... spam... here...

I +1 that my brother from cold Russia.

Cool story bro, it needs more old serbian dogs named after ''Urs trully'', besides u cant spam 4 **** saf, u *****in ****
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Re: Little story
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2013, 01:14:38 pm »
Seems like this topic is ended... Close it..
We will miss new stories from PSJ..
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Re: Little story
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2013, 01:42:33 pm »
Quote from: [HM]Safron on February 24, 2013, 01:14:38 pm
Seems like this topic is ended... Close it..
We will miss new stories from PSJ..
HOW DARE YOU!?!?!
You want me to close a PS JAPAN TOPIC???????????? OMG SAFRON.  >:(
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